a cry for help.

unsociable

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

(via sorry)

Edgar Allan Poe, Complete Writings  (via awcas)

(Source: violentwavesofemotion, via covered-in-bandaids)

I remained too much inside my head and ended up losing my mind.

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu, via sorry)

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(via mychemicalrock)

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u

(via sextnoise)

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

me in a nutshell:

  • my weight is unacceptable
  • my body is repulsive
  • the amount i eat is appalling 

(via beautiful-silent-tears)

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